SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING! (PARENTING MEME)
- “Now that they’re asleep we can have some quiet time.”
- “The baby won’t stop crying.”
- “No no, I’m pretty sure his/her first word was dad.”
- “Are you kidding me? There first word was mum.”
- “I didn’t spend 9 hours in labour for you to get out of making dinner just because you have a headache!”
- “Don’t forget to pick the kids up from school!”
- “I’m off to the shops, make sure the children don’t break anything while I’m gone.”
- “Can’t we just get a babysitter and rent a hotel for the night?”
- “We need to talk, I think (insert name) is having trouble at school…”
- “I’m warning you, it’s her first break up, if you go in their without a tub of icecream it’s your fault if you don’t make it out alive.”
- “Can you feel it kicking?”
- “They’re so sweet when they’re asleep.”
- “They take after you with that temper.”
- “Please tell me you didn’t tell him/her it was okay to hit the other children?”
- “It’s okay, we’re in A&E because he/she jumped off the climbing frame. He/She’s got a sprained ankle by the doctor said it’s fine.”
- “Well what did you think was going to happen if you let her/him watch scary films before bed?”
- “She/He’s going to be taller than you in a few years.”
- “Sometime’s it’s scary how much you two look alike.”
- “It’s okay, I made a deal. No sweets until the house is spotless.”
- “I don’t know if I’m proud that they listened to us and didn’t throw a house party whilst we were gone, or worried that they didn’t something much worse.”
- “Your child thought it was a good idea to graffiti the side of the house.”
- “We need to figure out what’s the secret present he/she asked santa for…”
- “Those use to be my boobies…”
- “She said I’m the worst mother ever.”
- “He said he hates me.”
- “You’d think that all these years raising kids with each other would make us a little more mature…”
- “If they break curfew again we’re just going to have to embarrass them.”
- “Talk to her/him. She/He’ll listen to you.”
- “I love you more and more everyday, and I’ll even treat you if you take the 4am feeding shift.”
send me a “✎” and ill draw your muse
online.
[ Leaning forward, a single finger taps the very middle of the others head. the hoodie recognizable, no way he got the wrong person ]
”Colin? What are you doing down there.”
( Colin tilts his neck a bit to the side, his cheek pressed against his knee. Looking up at his friend with pursed lips and a disconcerted look in his eyes, which looks to have been there since before Damian walked up. )
"Nothing.“
you are my ʙ ᴇ s ᴛ ғ ʀ ɪ ᴇ ɴ ᴅ
i want to s ᴜ ᴘ ᴘ ᴏ ʀ ᴛ you
we can ᴏ ᴠ ᴇ ʀ ᴄ ᴏ ᴍ ᴇ ᴀ ɴ ʏ ᴛ ʜ ɪ ɴ ɢ
i want to ʙ ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ᴇ ʀ ᴇ for you
when things ɢ ᴇ ᴛ ʜ ᴀ ʀ ᴅ
i want you ᴛ ᴏ ʀ ᴇ ᴍ ᴇ ᴍ ʙ ᴇ ʀ
ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀ ʟ ᴡ ᴀ ʏ s ʙᴇ ᴍʏ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ
( he ducks and hides his face behind his hood, hugging his knees close to his chest. yeah. he doesn’t feel like speaking right now. try again later. )
 | Anonymous asked ; Arms, Birthmarks, Hips |
Arms: How do you feel about children, do you want some of your own?
”I love kids—I mean, I am a kindergarten teacher. And having kids? Well, sure! I wouldn’t be opposed to the idea, as long as my partner isn’t against it.”
Birthmarks: Do you have a favorite tale?
”I didn’t really read many tales when I was a kid. I always had my nose stuck in newspapers.”
”Though, I do enjoy ‘Dreams’, by Edgar Allan Poe, if that counts. Or…pretty much anything by Edgar Allan Poe…”
Hips: Is there anything you over indulge yourself with?
(Snickers.)
”Maybe I enjoy sluggin’ thugs in the face a little too much. —They deserve it, though.”
