If they had a kid meme

send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

  • Name:
  • Gender:
  • General Appearance:
  • Personality:
  • Special Talents:
  • Who they like better:
  • Who they take after more:
  • Personal Head canon:
  • Face Claim:

Injury starters

riversongbadass-whovian-overload:

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  1. “I can’t walk.”
  2. “Is that blood yours?”
  3. “I think my arm’s broken.”
  4. “We need to go to the hospital.”
  5. “Get me some painkillers.”
  6. “I’ll get you some painkillers.”
  7. “Walk it off, champ.”
  8. “You broke my hand!”
  9. “Help me pop my shoulder back in.”
  10. “You need to see a doctor.”
  11. “Don’t worry, I have some medical experience.”
  12. “It’s not supposed to bend that way.”
  13. “I can’t breath.”
  14. “It’ll be fine.”
  15. “Stop worrying about me.”
  16. “Agh! My nose!”
  17. “Where did all the blood come from?”
  18. “I’m bleeding – bad.”
  19. “Nah, it’s nothing, I just fell out a tree.”
  20. “It’s just a sprain.”
  21. “Can you put any weight on it?”
  22. “How the hell did you do that?”
  23. “I leave you alone for ten minutes and you do this.”
  24. “I hate hospitals.”
  25. “Walk it off? When I can walk I’ll kick your ass for that.”
  26. “So this is what happens when a play fight gets serious.”
  27. “Yes, it hurts, isn’t that obvious?”
  28. “Does that hurt?”
  29. “I’m bleeding out.”
  30. “I think I’m dying.”
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Send me a ツ if you like the way I portray my muse

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Send me one of the following: Angst Addition

starbornhammer:

  • “I thought you changed.”
  • “I can’t even look at you right now.”
  • “Are you serious.”
  • “I’m pregnant.”
  • “I thought we talked about this?" 
  • "Please, don’t do this." 
  • "This is your fault!”
  • “I can’t trust you." 
  • "I don’t believe you.”
  • “What have you done?!”
  • “Don’t lie to me!”
  • “I loved you once.”
  • “Never again.”
  • “You knew about this?”
  • “Why didn’t you just tell me.”
  • “Are we ok?”
  • “No, I blame you!”
  • “Nothing’s going to be the same.”
  • “I knew I’d regret it." 
  • "Then explain it to me.”
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Break my muse in 15 words or less.

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send me a ‘dibs’ if you are ridiculously attached to me as an rp partner ;

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Headcanon Asks!

lunarchld:

☩ for a bedroom headcanon

✖ for a tattoo headcanon (One they have or one they want)

♖ for a childhood headcanon

♬ for a song that fits them

↹ for a best friend headcanon

☾ for a sleeping headcanon 

✻ for if they are a night or day person

✄ for a drunken headcanon

♘ for a pet headcanon

❀ for their favorite season

☮ for an embarrassing headcanon

✈ for a traveling headcanon

⊗  for a completely random headcanon

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SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING! (PARENTING MEME)

notpartoftheplan:

frommemetoyou:

  • “Now that they’re asleep we can have some quiet time.”
  • “The baby won’t stop crying.”
  • “No no, I’m pretty sure his/her first word was dad.”
  • “Are you kidding me? There first word was mum.”
  • “I didn’t spend 9 hours in labour for you to get out of making dinner just because you have a headache!”
  • “Don’t forget to pick the kids up from school!”
  • “I’m off to the shops, make sure the children don’t break anything while I’m gone.”
  • “Can’t we just get a babysitter and rent a hotel for the night?”
  • “We need to talk, I think (insert name) is having trouble at school…”
  • “I’m warning you, it’s her first break up, if you go in their without a tub of icecream it’s your fault if you don’t make it out alive.”
  • “Can you feel it kicking?”
  • “They’re so sweet when they’re asleep.”
  • “They take after you with that temper.”
  • “Please tell me you didn’t tell him/her it was okay to hit the other children?”
  • “It’s okay, we’re in A&E because he/she jumped off the climbing frame. He/She’s got a sprained ankle by the doctor said it’s fine.”
  • “Well what did you think was going to happen if you let her/him watch scary films before bed?”
  • “She/He’s going to be taller than you in a few years.”
  • “Sometime’s it’s scary how much you two look alike.”
  • “It’s okay, I made a deal. No sweets until the house is spotless.”
  • “I don’t know if I’m proud that they listened to us and didn’t throw a house party whilst we were gone, or worried that they didn’t something much worse.”
  • “Your child thought it was a good idea to graffiti the side of the house.”
  • “We need to figure out what’s the secret present he/she asked santa for…”
  • “Those use to be my boobies…”
  • “She said I’m the worst mother ever.”
  • “He said he hates me.”
  • “You’d think that all these years raising kids with each other would make us a little more mature…”
  • “If they break curfew again we’re just going to have to embarrass them.”
  • “Talk to her/him. She/He’ll listen to you.”
  • “I love you more and more everyday, and I’ll even treat you if you take the 4am feeding shift.”

send me a “✎” and ill draw your muse

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Body Meme

frommemetoyou:

  • Arms: How do you feel about children, do you want some of your own (or more if you already have some)?
  • Birth marks: Do you have a favourite tale?
  • Freckles: If you could, what would you change about your body?
  • Brain: What is something you want to master before you die?
  • Bruises: Are you easily hurt?
  • Bum: List 3 of your guilty pleasures
  • Cheeks: Are you easily embarrassed?
  • Chest: What’s your worst kept secret?
  • Chin: How well do you take criticism?
  • Clavicle: What is you favourite way to show and receive affection?
  • Ears: How often do you eavesdrop?
  • Elbows: How do you react to events with large crowds? (eg. Concerts, Shopping sales)
  • Eyes: What has changed from how you see the world now and how you saw it 5 years ago?
  • Feet: Can you dance well?
  • Fingers: Can you play an instrument?
  • Goosebumps: What scares you the most?
  • Hands: Would you rather make something from scratch or get it made for you?
  • Hair: What has been your biggest fashion faux pas?
  • Heart: How do you deal with heartbreak?
  • Hickeys: Have you ever fallen in love to fast and too hard?
  • Hips: Is there anything you over indulge yourself with?
  • Kidneys: What is your worst habit?
  • Knees: Who was your last crush?
  • Liver: What is your biggest pet peeve?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke, how do you feel about smoking in general?
  • Mouth: How often do you lie?
  • Nails: When you’re feeling vulnerable, do you become more defensive or do you take the offensive and lash out?
  • Nose: What is your favourite scent?
  • Palms: Do you have a secret handshake with anyone?
  • Ribs: Do you have anything you want to protect?
  • Scars: Is there anything you want to confess?
  • Shoulders: Would you rather be pampered or be the one pampering?
  • Spine: What is your biggest weakness?
  • Teeth: What is your favourite meal?
  • Thighs: Have you ever been unfaithful?
  • Throat: What is your proudest memory?
  • Tongue: How many languages can you speak?
  • Wrists: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Veins: What gives you the biggest adrenaline rush?

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