Injury starters
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- “I can’t walk.”
- “Is that blood yours?”
- “I think my arm’s broken.”
- “We need to go to the hospital.”
- “Get me some painkillers.”
- “I’ll get you some painkillers.”
- “Walk it off, champ.”
- “You broke my hand!”
- “Help me pop my shoulder back in.”
- “You need to see a doctor.”
- “Don’t worry, I have some medical experience.”
- “It’s not supposed to bend that way.”
- “I can’t breath.”
- “It’ll be fine.”
- “Stop worrying about me.”
- “Agh! My nose!”
- “Where did all the blood come from?”
- “I’m bleeding – bad.”
- “Nah, it’s nothing, I just fell out a tree.”
- “It’s just a sprain.”
- “Can you put any weight on it?”
- “How the hell did you do that?”
- “I leave you alone for ten minutes and you do this.”
- “I hate hospitals.”
- “Walk it off? When I can walk I’ll kick your ass for that.”
- “So this is what happens when a play fight gets serious.”
- “Yes, it hurts, isn’t that obvious?”
- “Does that hurt?”
- “I’m bleeding out.”
- “I think I’m dying.”